FEET FROM THE CAR SHOW 2006...

Here in my car, I feel safest of all, I can lock all my doors, It's the only way to live In cars....

Here in my car, I can only receive, I can listen to you, It keeps me stable for days In cars....

Lyrics Gary Numan, Cars.

Greetings from the 2006 car show at the Jacob Javits Convention Center in NYC.. Here before you is a luxury German vehicle ten cilinder flats with gold pin-striping... You will notice various dents and scratches on this model leading me to believe it is "pre-owned" and might I add "has quite a few highway miles...." Prove me wrong but the high sandards of these European autos has fallen quite a bit over the years....

AND THE PEEPS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH...

Ingredients: SUGAR,CORN SYRUP,GELITAN,CONTAINS LESS THAN 0.5% OF THE FOLLOWING INGREDIENTS:POTASSIUM, SORBATE (A PRESERVATIVE) ARTIFICAL FLAVORS,YELLOW#5(TARTRAZINE),CARNAUBA WAX.

Ingredients to peeps.

PEEP...PEEP PEEEP-PEEP PEEEEEEP-PEEEEP....PEEP PEEEP-PEEEP PEEP-PEEEP.... PEEEP-PEEEEP-PEEEEP.... PEEP PEEEP, PEEEP, PEEEP .... PEEP PEEEP PEEEP PEEEP PEEEP PEEEP PEEP..... PEEP PEEEP, PEEP!... PEEEP-PEEP!

HERE'S THE EASTER RABBIT.......HURRAY!

Easter Rabbit: (Every year I get some dumb bunny to do my work for me) But you can't quit now. You'll give the Easter Rabbit a bad name.
Bugs Bunny: I already have a bad name for the Easter Rabbit.
Easter Rabbit: Remember, keep smiling.
Elmer Fudd: I'm waiting for the Easter Wabbit. When he comes in looking so fwuffy and cute with his wittle basket of Easter eggs... BANG! Easter Wabbit stew. He he he he.

Bugs Bunny, Easter Yeggs (1947).

Oh the Easter bunnys always been good to us giving up his chocolate brethren each year for mass genocide and all for a few nibbles of a carrot..... but be careful my friends and well-wishers if they ever find a way to unite and organize the "peeps" we will all be drowning in a sea of sticky sugary marshmallow... I fear for the future...

ONE............

"One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Two can be as bad as one, It's the loneliest number since the number one
No is the saddest experience you'll ever know
Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know..."
THREE DOG NIGHT LYRICS, ONE.(1969)

A letter written to me by a fan states " Hey Foot Hunter, get off your fat lazy ass and post more than ONE photo a week... For Christ sake were dying out here..." J Conroy Illinois.

You sir can go shit in a hat... Do you know how much time and effort go into this weblog...? HUH.. Well more than average. I am a very busy and important man running industry and fabricating code and text... I have many minions at my disposal.... My house needs new gutters and there's a pie on the counter i've been waiting to eat.... So don't tell me im lazy... and for being fat well I'm just as god made me.....

IN SUPPORT OF OUR HOSE.......

"Hello there. My name is Fred Bartles and this is Ed Jaymes. You know, it occurred to Ed the other day that between his fruit orchard and my premium grade wine vineyard, we could make a truly superior premium-grade wine cooler. It sounded good to me. So Ed took out a second on his house, and wrote to Harvard for an MBA, and now we’re preparing to enter the wine cooler business. We will try to keep you posted on how it’s going. And thank you for your support."

Bartles and Jaymes, Wine Coolers.

Yee-haw folks, this one came in on the red eye all the way from Texas to show me these A.M.A approved support hose.... There uncomfortable as hell and do no justice to them tootsies trapped inside; But boy do they improve the circulation....Yee-Haw..(guns firing)... Yee-Haw... (More guns firing)... Come on down and we'll split a possum and fry a jailbird..... Yee-ha (Even more guns firing, someone may have gotten shot..... I hear sirens.....)