MODEL FEET

"I'm pretty sure there's alot more to life than being really, really, really ridiculously good looking.. And I plan on finding out what that is..."

Derek Zoolander, Male Model.

No, I did not find this woman on the catwalk, on the catwalk.. I discovered this tall lovley drink of a woman standing outside a nail salon (I don't stalk people outside the nail salon if thats what you think... anyway the restraining order expired in september so Na-Na Na-Na Na-Naaaaa.) Anyway she was happy to pose those peek-a-boo toes being a former model although i'm not crazy about feet S.O.S. (straight out of salon) . There usually scrubbed to hard with inflamed bloody cuticles ; And don't get me started with the toilet paper between the toes... its like going to the supermarket in a bath robe and curlers in your hair.. Just stay under the dryer a little longer...

what's this? Mail?... It appears the restraining order has been renewed ..mmm 300 feet... Well what's another 3 months anyway?