FEET WITH CORN........

Feet with corn,Feet with corn,Feet with corn......

Do i need to say anything more.......

NEWS FLASH: Even Obama's dog loves feet...

The president’s new dog Bo has been described as “Kind of a crazy dog that loves to attack people’s feet and shoes” Well, isn’t that convenient… So it's ok for him to accost friends and family below the ankle and everyone says “oh that’s Soooo cute” but god forbid I get caught chewing on one lousy shoe and its all pitchforks and torches for me…

You people make me sick…..

Leftovers again….

Its finally gotten to the point where refuse to say merry Christmas or happy new year to people that I didn’t see throughout the holidays…not that I’m a total grump, I’m just done with it…So if you were looking for a greeting go scratch.. its like leftover Chinese food do you save it or throw it out… either way if you see the delivery boy the next day you don’t tip him again….

Obama…..

In keeping up with current trends and fashion (As you know I’m a punctual sort of guy) I’ve decided to give a glimpse of the future first ladies feet.. it was not an easy photo to get and im sure some government agency will be violating my rights shortly but it will be worth the time spent in Club Gitmo…. And for those who say I don’t have enough women of color in my blog is because they usually beat me up and take my camera….

But I’m hoping for a change…

A Very Special Guest Photographer....Again

I love contributors; they make my life so easy. There is no photo shopping here folks it’s all real. It appears butterflies love feet too….. Now if I could only get them to do my bidding….. Yesss, come my pretties…..

NEVER TRUST AN ALBANIAN GYSPY WITH A SNAKE TATTOO AND WEBBED TOES.

Who can say no to a reading from a beautiful fortune teller while on holiday? Not me she lured me into her tent with that snake tattoo and told me my future would hold a sad loss and a great pain.

The last thing I heard were her seven brothers saying GET HIM… and the last thing I saw was the heel of these webbed toes coming towards me at about 70 miles per hour….

Well she was right I did suffer the great loss of some teeth my passport and all my euros and I was in a phenomenal amount of pain…

I hate gypsies….

My Albanian Connection………

I found these lovely exotic toes after my brief stay in Lapusnik/Llapushnik prison camp in Albania for a crime I swear I did not commit…( Coveting my neighbor’s Eurasian Otter …. What kind of charge is that..) Anyway, while I was there I made some contacts… Serious Contacts….. yowza, yowza, yowza……..

I'm back baby.......

Ah Spring Is in The Air….

With the blooming of the Cherry Blossom trees in Washington DC so do the wild toes of Ridgewood N.J. All winter they lay dormant in boots and socks waiting for a 60 degree temperature to bud in the spring air. Now some varieties keep all winter long, neat and polished for yoga or swimming, while others fall to the wayside.. To those that braved the winter and kept the fires burning you have my deepest admiration. To the rest of you, I am very, Very disappointed.. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE…..

THE CHESS FOOT... So Long Bobby Fischer, We Hardly Knew Ye...

“Chess is life.”



“All that matters on the chessboard is good moves.”



“America is totally under control of the Jews, you know. I mean, look what they're doing in Yugoslavia.”



There was no holocaust the Jews are liars, they want to destroy everything I’ve worked for all of my life.



Chessmaster: Bobby Fischer.

Should you be allowed to voice your completely insane opinions to millions of people just because you are good at chess? I am not a smart man but I think no.. and I run a website about feet.. He should have been ignored like we do to most of the babbling undomiciled transients we run into on a daily basis. Maybe someone could have given him some change or a bowl of soup to keep him quiet… I mean its just chess, not brain surgery..

MISSION 2007 COMPLETE.... It's all about the feet man...

Merry New Year Oh my friends and well wishers.. and what a year it was.. We saw the return Of white patent leathers. Peep toe pumps and shiny silver and gold strappy sandals…Ugh… But this blog goes far beyond good fashion sense.. It’s simply to create an awareness of what lies below the ankle. I’ve been told many times “thanks to you I wont go out with busted feet or run-down shoes” the message is getting out there but there’s so much more work to be done… Remember I’m not the only creep out there… there’s millions like me watching, studying, critiquing …

It's all about the feet man...

Happy 2008