C.S.I. FOOT-TOWN.....

[examining a severed arm]

Alexx Woods: No hair at the underarm, but pronounced hair on the knuckles.

Horatio Caine: So, what are you saying?

Alexx Woods: What I'm saying is I'm not an anthropologist. It could be a large woman or a small man.

Memorable quotes for"CSI: Miami" (2002)

You know how it is in these big towns, The party goes on day and night.... but what happens when the parties over..

You started out as friends, maybe college roommates out for a night on the town.... maybe she spilled a drink on you, Maybe you looked at her man.... Maybe she made mention of your third nipple..... Just Maybe. A push here a torn blouse...Maybe a chip in the pedicure caused the fatal blow....





Now its my job to put humpty dumpty back together.....Oh it wont be pretty....





I hope your in the mood for scrambled eggs....

(fade out- Begin opening sequence)

Kook or Loon.......

loon : noun
1. a crazy or simple-minded person
2. large somewhat primitive fish-eating diving bird of the northern hemisphere having webbed feet placed far back; related to the grebes
3. a person with confused ideas; incapable of serious thought.

Kook: /kuk/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[kook] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun Slang.
1.an eccentric, strange, or foolish person.
2.an insane person.

Years ago we used words like “kook” and “Loon” to describe those mentally unbalanced folks that gave us such enjoyment like the kid who talked to his bologna and booger sandwich before eating it… Or the lady that lived with 300+ cats and never left the house.. Even that smelly drunk homeless guy that would drop his pants every time he got caught shoplifting….. Those were the days… but now there is a new breed of nut, one that goes out of there way to be odd…. Well Ta-Daaaa, a little ink and daddy’s little girl becomes instant head case…. Translation “Green, how I want you green”

Kook or no Kook….. you be the judge…..