MUSCLE-Y TOES

"We'd like to give you somthing to hear now and think about later: a muscle is a terrible thing to waste...Ya we should take your wasted muscle... which is flab! And strech it into a flab-rope ladder, so you can climb Back down into the sewer you crawled out of.... YA! "

Hanz and Franz (pumping with Hanz and Franz)


Behold these feeble straps cannot hold back my muscular feet which are about to rip out of these puny Nine West sandals and wreak havock on the world much like the way King Kong did in that stupid movie whose name i can't remember.. Or that stupid movie with the Hulk whose name i cant remember who ripped his shoes apart and stomped people to death with his mighty feet....HURRY UP AND TAKE THE STUPID PHOTO WIMPY MORTAL SO I MIGHT CRUSH YOU BETWEEN MY ALL-POWERFUL TOES.... AAAAAAAAAAAAAA....