A VINTAGE CRISSCROSS

"Jump Jump..
The Mac Dad will make you Jump Jump
The Daddy Mac will make you Jump Jump
Kris Kross will make you Jump Jump
uh huh uh huh........"

Lyrics "Jump Jump" Kriss Kross
Album: Totally krossed Out



When most people think "Vintage" they think Jeans,Cars,jewlery ; but how many of us would think shoes? Well this saucy size 8 1/2 did and purchased them from "Ye Olde Clothing Store" in White Plains (Disclaimer: may not be real name). Don't you just love the classic yellow pigment clashing with the blood red toenail polish; and those crisscross straps saying "where the hell you toes think your going? eh-ehh... Your staying right here"

Although the sandals are vintage the feet are not. True vintage feet can be described as Dry, pale often with red or dark brown patches, a "yellowing" or "thickening" in the nails and sometimes a one or two inch thick sole comprised mostly of flaky dead skin...

Now im sick.......