WINTER FEET....

" High school is a lot like prison: Bad food, high fences; the sex you want, you ain't gettin', the sex you gettin', you don't want. I've seen terrible things....."

Inmate Luther, THE NEW GUY.


Now apply that theory to winter feet. Poor, poor winter foots...so cold there's noticable shrinkage. It's obvious that they were a half a size bigger before she left the house. So cold polish wont even stay on the toes.... I'm tellin ya it's cold... Toes all wrinkled up like a pruny old man's ass out of a hot tub.

Im tellin you it was cold....