THE HELL OF THE HOLIDAYS......

purgatory
noun
1. a temporary condition of torment or suffering

2. (theology) in Roman Catholic theology the place where those who have died in a state of grace undergo limited torment to expiate their sins.

holidays have become the waiting place you go after you die when your not bad enough to go to hell but havent kissed enough ass to go to heaven. Here's a tasty recipe for my personal ordeal: work a midnight shift in the city, split the holiday between two familys house, add traffic and liberally sprinkle in many screaming children.. and to top it off slap on all those stupid fuckin questions the same people have been asking me for the last twenty years.... that I always give them the same answer to but they never seem to remember....... If it wasnt for the fearless words of Leonard Maltin..... lets just say that slow moving elderly crowd at the mall.... they just got their last rights....

Christmas is only 3 days away.......