NEVER TRUST AN ALBANIAN GYSPY WITH A SNAKE TATTOO AND WEBBED TOES.

Who can say no to a reading from a beautiful fortune teller while on holiday? Not me she lured me into her tent with that snake tattoo and told me my future would hold a sad loss and a great pain.

The last thing I heard were her seven brothers saying GET HIM… and the last thing I saw was the heel of these webbed toes coming towards me at about 70 miles per hour….

Well she was right I did suffer the great loss of some teeth my passport and all my euros and I was in a phenomenal amount of pain…

I hate gypsies….