CARNIE FEET

"Only two things scare me, Nuclear war and Carnies... You know Carnies, Circus folk. Nomads, smell like cabbage, very small hands....."

Austin Danger Powers, International Man Of Mystery.

Hurray! Hurray! Step right up folks, See the feets so freakishly small they can only be contained in this forum..Gaze closely at the toes no bigger than candy corns....SEE the toenails too small to polish....BE AMAZED at soles hard as stones....HOLD YOUR CHILDREN FOR FEAR THAT THEIR ARCHES MIGHT GO MISSING LIKE THIS POOR LASS....At eighteen years old she is "DOOMED FOR ETERNITY" to wear a boys size four...What kind of GOD could have made this poor creature...Five cents a look folks, No wooden nickles please......