MORE OF THE IIIIIRISH......

"We had sailed seven years, when the measles broke out,And our ship lost her way in a fog
And the whole of the crew was reduced down to two.’Twas myself and the captain’s old dog
then the ship struck a rock,(BANG) Oh, Lord, what a shock
And nearly tumbled over...
Turned nine times around then the poor old dog was drowned;
I’m the last of the Irish Rover...."

Shilelagh Law, The Irish Rover.

Top of the mornin' to ye saints and sinners... this weeks lass comes from Dublin herself... Back in the old country she's known as "Chief Long Toe" and with good reason... she can pour you a pint, massage your shoulders, give birth to twins, cook a damn fine ham, and home school 17 fine catholic suns and dauters of erin aye.... and that's all with just one foot...This fine whip of a woman has kissed the blarney stone more than once I can tell ya...... AYE....

SWEET MOLLY MALONE (a tribute to the Irish)

In Dublin's fair city,Where girls are so pretty,I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone,
As she pushed her wheelbarrow Through streets broad and narrow,Crying, "Cockles and mussels, alive, alive oh"! .....

Chorus:Alive, alive oh! alive, alive oh!Crying, "Cockles and mussels, alive, alive oh"!

Molly Malone, Irish Folksong.


Ah, faith and begorra, good mornin' to ya Sinners.... Me thinks i'll make this IIIIIIrish week (3 months late)..... anyway's this lass is no "Knick Knacking" tinker, she's a "Poshie"... With firey red hair and skin so milk white you'd think it was squeezed straight from a cows teet....Ahhh saints be praised...

TOO SHY, SHY PART 2.... Not as shy as the previous post; but shy none the less

I didnt know ya got a rock n roll record,
Until a saw your picture on another guys jacket,
You told me I was the only one
And look at you now, well its dark as its dumb,
My, My, My,
Once bitten twice shy, babe

Ian Hunter, Once Bitten Twice Shy.

There's another kind of shy, The one thats full of ideas..... "You should do this.... and you should do that...." QUIET!!!!!!!
I'm the artist here and if I say were using a pogo-stick, a blowtorch and three beef sticks you just get crackin!!!!!!

Coming up next week feet in flames packed with nitrates bouncing on a beloved child's toy......