THANKSGIVING HOAX AND THE TURKEY COMA

"Now my beauties. Something with poi-son in it I think. With poison in it. But attractive to the eye and soothing to the smell. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Poppies. Poppies...


Poppies will put them to sleep.
Sle-ee-p. Now they'll sle-ee-p."

Wicked Witch of the West.




Arise my pretties, you are not dreaming... To leave you with just "SOCKS" would be a sin; but it was not an easy task.... Fourth and goal ten seconds to go... Turkey enzyme kicking in... Kids now throwng a "Fat Frenchcman's Fit".... People starting to leave... Little Orphan Annie starring Carol Burnett, Albert Finney and Tim Curry (circa1982) is now playing for a SECOND time.......THE SNAP...... the photographer's got off one sock, now the other..... who's that bringing in the banner... Where the hell did the paper turkey come from..... TOUCHDOWN .... That's "FIFTY TOES" folks... Oh the humanity... good night folks I'm out of here, stay tuned for your local sponsers...