WELFARE SHOES......

"You don't have no icecream!
You didn't get none !
You didn't get none !
'cos you are under wellfare, you can't afford it.
You can't afford it
and his father is an alcoholic !"

Eddie Murphy, Delirious

I'm sorry this problem needs to be addressed... When chinese slippers went out in the 80's no one was sad to see them go and the void remained vacant until the last few years when these atrocities hit the marketstarting off in the getto and working its way to suburban America. Harmless you say... Oh, I beg to differ... These two dollar and ninty nine cent spawns of satan bought from the "oriental" lady have pushed summer feet out of flip flops and cast them into a web of cheap fabric...

And it gets worse.... now that your feet are semi hidden you can let them go to the way side...busted feet and unpainted toenails everywhere... And the shoes literally disintegrate and look like crap after a days use and were never ment to be worn outside the house. Yet they are worn to movies , the mall broadway shoes and every other social event where they should be "VERBOTEN" (forbidden). And now they make them in all colors to match any outfit and there are plus size's with cute designs, and when it gets cold girls wear them with socks...

We must gather together my friends and well wishers to stop this insanity because one sharp toenail can cut through that net like Oprah on a baked ham and release a chain reaction of fractured feet the likes this nation has never seen...

THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS AMERICA...