THREE'S COMPANY........TWO?

"Come and knock on our door.....
We've been waiting for you......
Where the kisses are hers and hers and his, Three's company too.

Come and dance on on our floor......
Take a step that is new.....
We've a loveable space that needs your face, Three's company too....."


Three's Company Lyrics, Don Nicholl and Joe Raposo

Greetings singles from sunny California, I'll be your host Larry Dallas... We met these three foxes at the Regal Beagle and figured I'd take them back to jacks place for a cool make out session.... Janet and that annoying retard Chrissy are gone for the night so were home free.... Boy I hope the Ropers don't show up and mess things up; because if they do I'm gonna cut their heads off and throw the bodies in the ocean... Out Of Sight Man......

PIANO FEETS.......

And the piano sounds like a carnival, And the microphone smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar ,And say "Man what are you doing here?"
Sing us a song you're the piano man, Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody, And you've got us feeling alright....

BILLY JOEL lyrics - "Piano Man" (1973)

In this creepy little bar in Red Hook I came across this rare beauty with no arms playing the piano. She had better tips than anyone in the place... And it was a topless joint... I was a little put off though when I found out she was also the cook and refused to wear gloves... That's where I draw the line..

SEASONED SUMMER FEETS....

The summer wind, came blowin’ in - from across the sea,It lingered there, so warm and fair - to walk with me
All summer long, we sang a song - and strolled on golden sand,Two sweethearts, and the summer wind
Like painted kites, those days and nights - went flyin’ byThe world was new, beneath a blue - umbrella sky, Then softer than, a piper man - one day it called to you
And I lost you, to the summer wind....

Ol Blue Eyes, FRANK SINATRA
"The Summer Wind". (1966)

Ahh, summers comming I can feel it in the air.... Well at least it stopped snowing.. Anyway early spring or summer most feets have been kept sardined in heavy wool socks and boots. After those fitst vital pedicures where they remove layer after layer of dead skin your feet are delicate and smooth and left vulnerable to the elements ( ie. Hot sand ,rocks, sea shells). Sexy, Delicous feet like these must endure weeks of this torment until the feet adjust to the summer lifestyle... I saw these feets chase two kids across hot asphalt you could fry an egg on Yet, she did not feel a thing and still looked great for the pool... Those are beautifully seasoned summer feets....

THE FIVE DOLLAR BOOTS.....

Ipswitch: Ms. Benes the eight-thousand dollar hat you charged to the company was Sable, this is Neutria.
Elaine: Well, that's a kind of sable.
Ipswitch: No, its a kind of rat.
Elaine: That's a rat hat?
Ipswitch: And a poorly made one, even by rat hat standards. I have no choice but to recommend your prompt termination to the board of directors
Elaine: Wait? Can I fire you?
Ipswitch: No.

Seinfeld episode "THE CHICKEN ROASTER"

Where can you get five dollar boots that are this stylish and warm.... Why "PAYLESS" of course... Somewhere in Indonesia very small children (about 1/3 our size) are working feverishly, day and night for about two cents a day so we can wear the hides of these abundantly multiplying rodents.... Now dont get me wrong I'm not against five year olds working in sweat shops I mean learning a marketable trade at such a young age builds character and teaches responsibility... And as far as fair wages did you know that you can get a 16 year old prostitute, a bottle of booze and and a room for the night for five cents in Indonesia? Now that's somthing to think about.......

FROSTY THE SNOW FOOT....

Professor Hinkle: Now, give me that hat, or else.
Frosty: Or else what?
Professor Hinkle: Don't bother me with details. Just give me that hat! ....

Memorable Quotes from Frosty the Snowman (1969) (TV)

Yes folks real snow 100% pure, honest to goodness snow, Found only in north east New Jersey. Sure it's cold but not dangerous, I mean you would have to spend more than twenty minutes in this frozen white stuff to get frostbite I think?...It was quite a long walk back to the house...Why did'nt I let her bring her shoes.. She was complaining alot....... Yikes is it turning black?...