The Foot Blog

One man's obsession for feet and shoes...

Thursday, October 26, 2006

THE PRINCESS AND THE PAUPER...


AN OLDE TYME FAIRE TALE.


One upon a time in a land far, far away there lived a beautiful princess and a filthy pauper. The princess was from a royal bloodline dating back to the Knights of Camelot, the pauper was from questionable breeding with an I.Q of 7. The princess was mindful of her diet and exercise, the paupers diet consisted of rotten cabbage and low-grade vile apples she collected after they were thrown at her. The princess had beautiful golden hair that she would brush 1000 times a night; the pauper hardly brushed anything at all, the few teeth she possessed made her look like a rancid jack ‘o lantern when she grimaced. If the princess were to pass on the world would be in morning, giant platinum statues and buildings would be erected in her honor… When the pauper died it was no great loss, her only mourners were the starving dogs that dragged her carcass into the woods and realized her leprosy made her inedible; and the small insect like creatures that picked the remaining flesh from her bones, no one cared.

There is no morel.

THE END.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

MANGO BE THY NAME.......

Oh.........Walking home one day- walking home one day, ah spot ah mango tree
Climb up over there, jump up over there, ah had to go and see
So ah could hold it...And ah could feel it-haIt look so juicy......
And it say bite mefrom then,
Sweet mango I love it, sweet mango.....
Sweet mango I love it, sweet mango.....
Sweet mango in season, sweet mango.....
Sweet mango is pleasin'
sweet mango.....I like...........

Got me eye on that tree, got me eye on that tree
Raidin' it 'til it bare
Don't have to remind me, don't have to remind me
I know that it is there.........
Lyrics Primadona, Sweet Mango.

What can I say about the mango that hasn't already been written in a sonnet or expressed in song... The alluring hypnotic colors that draw you close... The unmistakable sweet fragrance..... Ripe and juicy, when it calls... You Cannot say NO! Even if your careful you wind up covered in a thick sugary goo ready for the next one....Oh the humanity... If god had made an eighth day he would have named it MANGO..... I thank you.

Saturday, October 07, 2006

IT'S ALL ABOUT LOVE......

"Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game....It's easy.

All you need is love, all you need is love, All you need is love, love.........love is all you need."

The Beatles (Lennon/McCartney), All You Need Is Love.

It's bad enough that I have to be on these psychotic medications or "meds" for being schizophrenic and bipolar but what makes things worse is a shipping delay from some Canadian pharmacy.... If I don't get my lithium,thorazine and haldol cocktail twice daily things get sinister and unpleasant around here.... It's amazing that a co-payment for drugs at the local CVS is twenty dollars but crack on the street corner is only five bucks.... And they take GHI! Anyway Meds are here..... All is good... Look at the Pink... Pretty Pink..... Poppies... yes Poppies will make them sleep..... Sleep.... Sleep...

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