THE PRINCESS AND THE PAUPER...

AN OLDE TYME FAIRE TALE.

One upon a time in a land far, far away there lived a beautiful princess and a filthy pauper. The princess was from a royal bloodline dating back to the Knights of Camelot, the pauper was from questionable breeding with an I.Q of 7. The princess was mindful of her diet and exercise, the paupers diet consisted of rotten cabbage and low-grade vile apples she collected after they were thrown at her. The princess had beautiful golden hair that she would brush 1000 times a night; the pauper hardly brushed anything at all, the few teeth she possessed made her look like a rancid jack ‘o lantern when she grimaced. If the princess were to pass on the world would be in morning, giant platinum statues and buildings would be erected in her honor… When the pauper died it was no great loss, her only mourners were the starving dogs that dragged her carcass into the woods and realized her leprosy made her inedible; and the small insect like creatures that picked the remaining flesh from her bones, no one cared.

There is no morel.

THE END.