SCOTTISH FEET.....
"your in my eyes, your in my eyes your in my eyessss."Great scottsman: Stuart Mackenzie, impersonating Rod Stewart (also great scottsman) , So I Married An Ax Murderer.
"There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman"
Great Scottsman: Groundskeeper Willie, The Simpsons.
"I cannot change the laws of physics!."
Great Scottsman: Scotty, Star Trek.
Aye, now don't get crabit on this one sonny jack...Ask yourself "Whats tastier than a boiled haggis (*made from the lung, liver, and heart of the sheep) and mashed turnips?"... A good Scottswomans feet, Aye... Proud and strong she can bear sixteen children in one day and still be ready for a shaggin'.... But be warned, her husband (a brute of a man) states " if you bring out the William Wallace in this wifey she'll use them as daggers and open you from stem to stern...." Aye beautiful and dangerous, we wont be throwing this nessy back in the loch...Aye...
FREEDOM....
posted by Pete's Feets @ 3:45 PM
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Those Scottish feet are so beautiful that they put me in mind of the sweet heather that blossoms on the highland hills of my ancestral land. It must have been a right bonnie wee lassie who posed for that photo. Always remember, "If it ain't Scottish, it's crrrap!!!"
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