The Foot Blog

One man's obsession for feet and shoes...

Monday, May 29, 2006

TOO SHY....

"Hey girl, move a little closer.
You're ...
Too shy shy Hush hush,
eye to eye
Too shy shy Hush hush,
eye to eye
Too shy shy
Hush hush ............"

Kajagoogoo Lyrics, Too Shy.

Some people talk a good game. "Oh when will I be on your site, when are you going to take MY picture...." But when the time comes it's " Not now my feet are skanky... or not today i'm bloated and have toe jam...." And when the camera comes out they scatter like roaches when you flick on the light. But thats the beauty of this site... we get the feet's when they good ,bad or just too shy,shy....

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

WHEN GLADIATORS MEET.....

Ladies and gentlemen, let me present-FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD,Possibly the most important thing.This side of the world........

When two tribes go to war
A point is all you can score....
When two tribes go to war
A point is all you can score....

FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD LYRICS, Two Tribes.

Thrown into a sandy ring... Various designers surround them....Kenneth Cole sreams off with her shoe! The fight begins.... scratches and kicks...red polish everywhere...Whoever wins dosen't matter we came to see a fight... At last Michael Kors gives a thumbs down.... The battle is over...

Who is gonna clean up this freakin mess?....

Sunday, May 14, 2006

CAR SHOW FINALE....AMERICAN MUSCLE.

American Woman, get away from me
American Woman, mama let me be
Don't come a knockin' around my door
Don't wanna see your shadow no more
Coloured lights can hypnotize
Sparkle someone else's eyes
Now Woman, I said get away
American Woman, listen what I say-ay-ay-ay...

THE GUESS WHO, AMERICAN WOMAN.

Now thats what I like to see. Hanging out in the dodge area by the new Challenger. Oversized jeans with holes in em' cuffed up on the bottom. Bibby half shirt and long blond hair, poppin and pullin on her chewin' gum... yup, that's all American standing next to a 425 horsepower 6.1 Hemi engine that will tear your eyeballs out from 0-60 in 4.5 seconds.... yes folks we have a winner...

Friday, May 05, 2006

CINCO DE MAYO.....

Arriba, arriba, ayeehah! [...?...] Ole, ole, ole [...?...]!!! Hello, pussycat. You looking for a nice, fat mouse for dinner.....?

SPEEDY GONZALES, MEXICAN.

Guantanamera,Guajira Guantanamera.....Guantanamera, Guajira Guantanamera..... Hola friends! Lets enjoy a Corona and watch the sun set... But stay away from the chips... I think they've gone bad.... Hey here's a joke for you "Whatta ya call a mexican with a rubber toe?".......Roberto... Get it... come on .... I kid.... I kid because I love...

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

CAR SHOW 2006..... CONT...

You got a fast car, But is it fast enough so we can fly away, We gotta make a decision, We leave tonight or live and die this way...
I remember we were driving driving in your car, The speed so fast I felt like I was drunk, City lights lay out before us, And your arm felt nice wrapped ’round my shoulder,And I had a feeling that I belonged,
And I had a feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone....

Lyrics Fast Car, Tracy Chapman.

What we have here is a fine example of a mid sized Japanese economy auto. This happens to be the LX edition so it comes with all the bells and whistles including: candy apple red color, a fine tanned appearance; and leather belts and buttons on the double wishbone suspension... Tops in it's class.. But I warn you, don't just take this to any street mechanic... This one needs to be taken to the dealer every five thousand miles....

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