CINCO DE MAYO.....

Arriba, arriba, ayeehah! [...?...] Ole, ole, ole [...?...]!!! Hello, pussycat. You looking for a nice, fat mouse for dinner.....?

SPEEDY GONZALES, MEXICAN.

Guantanamera,Guajira Guantanamera.....Guantanamera, Guajira Guantanamera..... Hola friends! Lets enjoy a Corona and watch the sun set... But stay away from the chips... I think they've gone bad.... Hey here's a joke for you "Whatta ya call a mexican with a rubber toe?".......Roberto... Get it... come on .... I kid.... I kid because I love...