THE MUMMY?

"[translating inscription on box] "Death... eternal punishment... for... anyone... who... opens... this... casket. In the name... of Amon-Ra... the king of the gods." Good heavens, what a terrible curse!... Well, let's see what's inside!"

Sir Joseph Whemple, THE MUMMY 1932.

Gidday folks, comming to you from a strange port....Port-chester, not a Billabong in sight (an ox-bow river or watering hole)... Anyway I was bored shitless at the old B & S (Bachelors' and Spinsters' Ball -usually a very enjoyable party usually held in rural areas ) When across the room I thought I spotted the elusive albino mummy foot (very rare in these parts).. With the speed of a Bitzer (mongrel dog ,bits of this and bits of that) I pounced on the young lass only to realize she was on of them mother earth chicks wearin Payless shoes... I said " Eh shelia you know what them cheap shoes can do to a pair of foots like yours. Pay-less now, you'll pay more later...."


This one was a catch and release, more calamitous than a Brown-eyed mullet ( a turd in the sea where you're swimming....)