ASH WEDNSDAY.... REPENT,REPENT...

Louis Cyphere: No matter how cleverly you sneak up on a mirror, your reflection always looks you straight in the eye.
Harry Angel: Have you ever watched the Mickey mouse club? Well you know what today is? It's Wednesday, anything can happen day.
Louis Cyphre: Alas... how terrible is wisdom when it brings no profit to the wise, Johnny?....The flesh is weak, Only the soul is immortal. [darkly] And yours belongs to ME……
Memorable Quotes from Angel Heart (1987).

Repent you filthy sinners I want you to show right now how much you love God! I want you to show as your tithe! I want you to open up your hearts! And open up your wallets! And open up your purses! And give it up! Praise the Lord! Somebody's been talking about me, talking about I've been riding around in a Cadillac! If you love me, and you wanna give to me, then I should be in a Rolls Royce!....
Hallelujah! Permit me to be transmittable, Hallelujah! Permit me to be reincarnatable, Hallelujah! Permit me to be reproducible, Hallelujah! For His Kingdom is yours! Today! Right now! Follow me! Follow me! Show me them feets.. Yes! Oh Hallelujah!.......

FAT TUESDAY, MARDI GRA FEET......

Coach Klien:Mmm, that snake
looks delicious.What part do you think I'm about to eat?
Mama:Uh, basically a snake don't have parts..But, uh, if I had to call it anything,I would say
it's his knee.
Coach Klien:Great. His Knee..And what are we having for dessert?
[Animal Chittering In Zapper]
Mama:- Squirrel.
- [Squirrel Thuds]
Coach Klien:Excellent....

Memorable Quotes from The Waterboy (1998)

Welcome to the Bourbon Street balcony party folk where a flash of dem feet's get you some shiny bead's....Oh don't be shy, I know it not you first time on the bayou... If you feelin' friskie we can go to my place for some catfish and gator pie if ya know what im sayin' sweet Boo... Oh If pie ain't cho-thaing we can have some gumbo and split a possum.....Either way missie show me dem feets...

I promise Momma don't got's know.....

HIDE AND GO SEEK FEET........

"Max Cady: Counselor! Come out, come out, wherever you are! I am like God, and God like me. I am as large as God, He is as small as I. He cannot above me, nor I beneath Him be. Selatius, 17th Century......"

Robert De Niro, Cape Fear (1991).

Oscar Wilde said “Life is never fair"...And perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not. Which brings me to this photo. Back in my youth when I was a young scrapper filled with piss and vinegar and toting a very complex 35mm camera, taking photos was not as easy as my new digital SLR point and shoot in "fully automatic retard mode". On holiday I came across these one of a kind soles and tried to add them to my collection. Confident that I just snagged the shot of the year I walked with a cheeky arrogance in my stride… But alas, after the film was developed I realized my critical errors… Life is not fair….

KITTY-KAT SHOES.......

Van Wilder: There's got to be something that we can work out...What's that intoxicating aroma you have on Doris?
Ms. Doris Haver: I have cats..
Van Wilder: Meow-wow!
Ms. Doris Haver:Are you trying to seduce me? [Ms. Haver takes a long swig on some liquor] ..Oh yeah... that's the shit!
Van Wilder: You know, maybe this isn't such a good idea.I think I'm getting a little coldsore come on... so maybe we shouldn't do this for 3 to 6 weeks?
Ms. Doris Haver: Shut up, bitch and give me some sugar!....

Memorable Quotes from Van Wilder (2002)

Tally ho, pip-pip bad teeth princess Di and such... These amusing lymie shoes are often sold along side Doc Martens and can easily surpass them in price depending on the design. I can't comment on how comfortable they are But I can say each one is heavy as a brick and if kicked in the crotch by one your eyes will cross, you will go down and your asshole will pucker and beg for buttermilk..... "Word" means "The Truth"

PEN AND PENCIL HOLDER........

"RAT-A-TATT- TATT-TATT-TATT-TATT-TATT-TATT-TATT-TATT-TATT....AGGGGGGGG..."

MEMORIES OF THE "ST.VALENTINES DAY MASSACRE", Al Capone


The perfect gift for your special valentine, it comes in different sizes and colors and can hold up to eight pens or markers at a time....Call now supplies are limited... Order in the next ten minutes and recieve a 7oz. bucket of Oxy clean... But wait there's more....

ROBERT KINKADE MALL FEET....

Shannon Hamilton: That's it. You're dead, mallrat. I'm gonna fuck you up beyond repair.

Brodie: Ladies and gentlemen, this tall drink of water headed my way is a pillar of the shopping community who informed me earlier today of a nefarious plan of his to screw my girlfriend in an extremely uncomfortable place.

Gil Hicks: What... like the back of a Volkswagen?

Memorable Quotes from Mallrats (1995)

These feet remind me of that mall art store that sell that "feel good" type of art. Pictures of "Days of Yore".... The horse drawn carriages and quaint little towns with warm fireplace glows. The high pressure sales staff sit you in a dark quiet room to have some "Alone Time" with your painting and after all that's said and done you've bought a six hundred dollar poster that's been painted on by some sweat shop worker in a country you can't pronounce.... Anyway thats what these cute cuddly homestyle potato toes remind me of...BUY AMERICAN....

SCOTTISH FEET.....

"your in my eyes, your in my eyes your in my eyessss."
Great scottsman: Stuart Mackenzie, impersonating Rod Stewart (also great scottsman) , So I Married An Ax Murderer.

"There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman"
Great Scottsman: Groundskeeper Willie, The Simpsons.

"I cannot change the laws of physics!."
Great Scottsman: Scotty, Star Trek.

Aye, now don't get crabit on this one sonny jack...Ask yourself "Whats tastier than a boiled haggis (*made from the lung, liver, and heart of the sheep) and mashed turnips?"... A good Scottswomans feet, Aye... Proud and strong she can bear sixteen children in one day and still be ready for a shaggin'.... But be warned, her husband (a brute of a man) states " if you bring out the William Wallace in this wifey she'll use them as daggers and open you from stem to stern...." Aye beautiful and dangerous, we wont be throwing this nessy back in the loch...Aye...
FREEDOM....

GUMMI FEET

Homer: Ooh, gummi bears! Gummi calves' heads...gummi jaw breakers! [lustily] Ohh...[walks up] What's that?
Man: [German accent] That is the rarest gummi of them all, the gummi Venus de Milo, carved by gummi artisans who were exclusively in the medium of gummi.
Marge: Will you two stop saying "gummi" so much?

Episode [2F06] Homer Bad Man, THE SIMPSONS

Sweet and jucy, coming in all shapes and colors, these soft gelatinous feet have become a staple in my diet. Now I've been told to watch my sugar intake or there gonna take my big toe from the gout, but you cant eat just one I tells ya... I'm hooked man...I need it... Just one more and Im off the stuff for good... MMMMMMM GUMMI FOOT...

PUSS IN BOOTS....

Puss-in-Boots: Stop, ogre! I have misjudged you.
Shrek: Join the club. We got jackets.
Puss-in-Boots: Whatever happens... I must not cry. You cannot make me cry... [breaks down sobbing]

Memorable Quotes from Shrek 2 (2004) .


Ok people get your minds out of the gutter I said "puss in boots" not "pussy boots" , Thats not the kind of puss I was talking about. It's that frowny kind of puss like somone shit in your easter basket "puss" get it.. Moving along it's not my fault that these boots look like they fell off the stage of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat ...Obviously you want people to look at them with all your strings and fuzz otherwise you would wrap them in plastic bags and hide in the shadows.... So don't give a freakin puss when a strange man with a camera ask's to take a picture of them or people might see you for what you really are... A rich, spoiled fashon victim....Neh...